Characters like your date from hell are so dull/boring. Ultimately, there’s so little to write about them. Unless they’re completely decadent. But once you’ve read a few novels or watched a few films about decadent communities (The Great Gatsby, Dangerous Liaisons etc) they all begin to feel a bit pointless. I guess it’s important to shine a light on the delusions of the rich and powerful though. And thanks for sharing your column.
Well I just had to research 'vajazzling' because I thought it was merely a form of flashing (Jennifer Love Hewitt set me straight). All writers know you have to write what is personal if you want to sound truthful. Dating has its curse-worthy moments for sure & I'm glad your story here was only bad enough to roll your eyes over. Time educates and heals eh.
I remember this column when it originally ran. Since then, I had a similar Date, and I thought of you as we were in the cab ride home as suddenly he was 'interested in Me'. 😂
Oh no! He kissed me on my porch and said "if you're not busy next week we could get together again" and I laughed out loud. (Not a thought out reaction, just in response) He shrank down the stairs to the waiting black car.
It sounds like you went out with the human version of Drakkar Noir.
Characters like your date from hell are so dull/boring. Ultimately, there’s so little to write about them. Unless they’re completely decadent. But once you’ve read a few novels or watched a few films about decadent communities (The Great Gatsby, Dangerous Liaisons etc) they all begin to feel a bit pointless. I guess it’s important to shine a light on the delusions of the rich and powerful though. And thanks for sharing your column.
This is brilliant and hilarious and what a prick
Well I just had to research 'vajazzling' because I thought it was merely a form of flashing (Jennifer Love Hewitt set me straight). All writers know you have to write what is personal if you want to sound truthful. Dating has its curse-worthy moments for sure & I'm glad your story here was only bad enough to roll your eyes over. Time educates and heals eh.
Jennifer Love Hewitt! Haven't thought about her in ages. I hope she's still vagjazzeled.
How could we talk about you looking at my book?
Sure! I'll message you.
You will have to wait until I'm reincarnated.
I'm going to reincarnate as a woman. Be a lesbian.
I’m with you!
I remember this column when it originally ran. Since then, I had a similar Date, and I thought of you as we were in the cab ride home as suddenly he was 'interested in Me'. 😂
Tell me there wasn’t a second!
Oh no! He kissed me on my porch and said "if you're not busy next week we could get together again" and I laughed out loud. (Not a thought out reaction, just in response) He shrank down the stairs to the waiting black car.
Brilliant Leah. Hope it’s not a true, tale of the dog? Have you more on the date from hell? I’m hoping you do...